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For the woman who thrives on true crime, cozy nights, and minimal social interaction – this hoodie gets her. Featuring the viral quote: "I like murder shows, comfy clothes, and maybe 3 people" – it's funny, relatable, and dangerously comfortable.
Buttery-soft fabric that hugs like a warm blanket
Spacious kangaroo pocket for snacks, phones, or cold hands
Sassy graphic of a messy bun, skull bandana, and murder queen glasses
Ideal gift for crime show addicts, introverts, and sarcastic souls
Perfect for Netflix binges, lazy Sundays, or side-eying humanity
🎁 Give her a hoodie that says what she’s thinking – without saying a word.
